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VENIAL SIN

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Come on, come here! My little treasure?

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Come here!

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Do you want a little biscuit?

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It's good! Come closer!

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It's tasty, you know? Here!

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Here, come on!
Eat up, eat up!

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Here. Don't choke on it, now.

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Is this held together with wire?

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It wouldn't budge,
even in an earthquake!

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Goddamn...

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You little brat!

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You got lucky again this time,
but I'll get you one day.

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Giustino!

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At your command!

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Just because the service
isn't top-notch,

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doesn't mean you have to break things.

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I didn't break everything!
Just a cup.

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What a dummy! Even the Good Lord
can't do everything in a day!

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There has to be a start to everything.

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Today it's a cup,
tomorrow it'll be everything else.

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- What do you want from me?
- What do I want?

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What are you waiting for to walk
that poor beast? For his bladder to pop?

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- Why do you think I'm here?
- To pollute the air.

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- That's all you're good for.
- Anyway, between broken cups,

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did you have time to shine my shoes?
- They're over there.

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- Why did you want to break everything?
- I swear I didn't mean to!

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This crazy woman does nothing but swear!
I can't stand her anymore!

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I just wanted to break a cup...
Uh, no!

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You see! You did want to break
something!

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Besides my spirit, right?

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- Filthy thing!
- What's the matter?

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Your precious little treasure
used my shoes as a toilet!

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That'll teach you to keep him waiting!

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That's why Renzo and Laura
didn't call!

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Surprise!

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Mom, Dad!

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Why are you crying? She's not
your mother, just the nanny!

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I don't see the connection between
my breasts and the hair on my face.

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You're an ignoramus, I explained it!

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The whole body must absorb the cream.

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With time,
the facial hair will disappear.

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- It's a matter of glands.
- Trust us.

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My father is a doctor.

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Guys, isn't it my turn?

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Either there's a breast missing,
or a guy too many. We have to rotate!

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So, get lost.

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Me? We can't even watch anymore?
Why?

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Because you're old
and I'm ashamed!

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If you don't leave,
I swear I'll break everything here!

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Go!

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- Get out!
- No!

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- Beat it, you pain in the ass!
- Fine! I'm going.

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But this is the first time
this stuff is forbidden for adults.

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- What if I spill the beans?
- Mr. Sandro?

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- Surely the voice of conscience.
- I can stay.

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Why now?
What does she want from me?

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The kid's got it made,
he'd already settled right in!

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You savage! Now,
get your things and out you go!

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Yes, yes, fine.
Later, later...

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See, Sandrino?
I'm almost as tanned as you are.

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All my things have vanished!
As if I were dead!

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What's all this?

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"Wasted Women,"
"Hellcats," "Midnight Sex"...

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- Fine reading material!
- I said I'll deal with it later.

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And these cigarettes?
Who gave you permission?

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Aren't you dumb enough,
you have to start smoking too?

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- Put them back.
- Confiscated. I was out.

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- Give them back!
- Easy, you're going to get hurt!

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There. You got hurt.

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It's good, Pinky, isn't it?
Eat your dinner, come on!

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Dinner's good, isn't it?

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- Sir, do you smoke?
- Go to hell!

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- Will you pass the wine?
- What manners!

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You're doing it on purpose
to ruin his digestion.

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- Poor beast!
- If only!

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There, he's not eating! Pinky,
don't pay any attention to him.

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If he bothers you again,
I'll send him to eat in the kitchen!

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Might as well!

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Colonel Giustino Bellotto,

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of the Defense Department,
retired with the rank of General,

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is going to eat in the kitchen
in his own home. Dammit!

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In my house! I inherited it,
and I'll do what I want in it!

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- Bye, Mom.
- Don't go too fast.

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Yes, yes!

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See ya, lazybones!

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Keep Laura company.
Without me, she's lost.

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Call me when you arrive,
otherwise I'll worry.

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You'll see, a week goes by fast.

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What will I do without my Loulou?

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And me without my Louloute?

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- Heavens!
- What's he doing?

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I don't mind
you leaving your things here.

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But I mind.

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The high life is over, huh?

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And I have to keep her company too.

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- I've got nothing to say to an old lady!
- How old is she?

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24... 25.

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- Maybe even 26!
- No way!

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Look!

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Pretty!

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- Hi, Sandro!
- Hi. Lino, the lifeguard.

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Pleased to meet you. Make yourselves comfortable.

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- Would you like anything?
- No, thank you.

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- If I can be of any help...
- Thanks.

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Take your time, I'm in no rush.

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And here's Mr. Muscle
doing his routine!

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Every morning, it's the same act.
He's just missing the drumroll.

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All oiled up and puffed out
like a blowhard.

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Now he's going to take
his natural position.

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Which is?

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A moron always has his feet
where normal people have their brains.

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Oh, excuse me!

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See you tonight?

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What an idiot!

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- He's doing alright!
- At being a fool!

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Bravo!

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You big windbag!

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Your castle wasn't strong enough!

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Excuse me, may I?

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Come on in.
Anyway, around here...

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Thank you. Is this where
Mr. Borbotino lives?

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No. I'm Borbotiglia...

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"A history professor,
while studying antiquity,

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"discovered in the pyramids
the print of a pretty kitten.

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"A professor from the city of Lecco,
while studying geography,

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"left his balls in Africa,
along with his rod and his knife."

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- "The professor."
- What are you reading?

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- Nothing, just reviewing history.
- Good for you!

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What a pain she is!

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Tomorrow, we'll need a crane
to hoist you out of bed!

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Very well, ma'am.
Goodnight.

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I hate her! Democracy only goes
so far.

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She'd even peek at us on the toilet,
it's too much!

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- Leave it, Sandrino, it's Renzo.
- Do you have radar or something?

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Loulou!

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Yes, well, anyway.

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Yes, very much.

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How was your trip?

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Yes, my Loulou.

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What are you saying, you naughty boy!

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How do you think she feels?
She's sad, she misses you.

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And how is he?

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Tell him it's wrong to leave
his little kitten for so long.

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Scold him, hit him!
But not too hard.

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Rascal!

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Yes, I'll say hi for him.
And you, say hi to him for her.

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Will you call me tomorrow night?

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- Thank you.
- You're welcome!

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Hey, Sandro!

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Did you see that one?

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Gorgeous!

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- Hi, Sandro.
- You coming?

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- I can't.
- Where'd you find that babe?

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- Knock it off, she's my sister-in-law!
- So?

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- We can take her with us.
- No way, we're staying together.

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What if she were your sister-in-law?

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Exactly, he'd take her along
if she were, and so would I.

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- Totally!
- See you tonight.

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- Bye, Sandro.
- Bye.

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- Aren't you coming to the Neptune?
- I can't.

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Ever since she arrived,
you don't hang out with us.

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What can I do about it?

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- Fine. Then, see ya.
- Bye.

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Cute.
Is she your girlfriend?

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Who?

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You know exactly who.

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Her? No, she's a girl from Milan

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who's retaking exams in October.

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- I'm just giving her a hand.
- A hand, huh?

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What a busybody!

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Come on! They won't wait for us!

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- Don't push, idiot!
- Then move it, potato-head!

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- Your beautiful muscular shoulders!
- This body of a goddess!

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Is he discovering his body?
It's only just begun.

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- My love!
- "Your arms of steel..."

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- "I want to kiss your firm breasts."
- Your firm breasts, I want to kiss!

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- It's the same thing, right?
- "You're driving me crazy!"

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- You're driving me crazy!
- "Tonight will be unforgettable!"

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- Tonight will be unforgettable!
- That's for sure!

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- Demon!
- We're getting to the kitten!

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I want to kiss
and eat your little kitten!

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You want some pussy?
Here's some!

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- Did you screw a cat?
- I slipped in my bathtub.

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- Did it have claws?
- You're always such a smart-ass!

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I was playing Tarzan against
Mandrake when I slipped.

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- In the bathtub?
- No, that was after!

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Romulus and Remus were,
in seven letters.

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Remus... Two, three, four...

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- "Idiots"!
- Excuse me for bothering you, sir!

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You could be a little more polite.

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- It's "Twins," miss.
- That's very kind, thank you.

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Into the water, intellectual!

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- Morons!
- Is that all you can say?

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Assholes!

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All muscles and he picks on a kid,
this Attila the jerk.

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Kaput castle!
They broke everything!

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- They mostly broke my balls!
- Oh, absolutely!

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So, you're one of us?
I thought you were German.

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I'm Italian!

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If you understand me,
I have to explain something.

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You're small and he's
a real mountain.

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- Do you know David and Goliath?
- Not at all.

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Doesn't matter.
How about the Indochina War?

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Of course I know that!

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I asked when you were coming.

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I closed the door, but I can't exactly
shout, they'll hear me.

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Kitten is tense.

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I said she was tense!

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I can't hear a thing.
This old radio needs replacing.

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At your command!
What do you want?

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- Dad, can I have some money?
- Are you going out every night?

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At least in the evening, I can stay
with my friends for a bit, right?

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I have to stay under the umbrella
all day long to watch the treasure.

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Do you want this cash or not?

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Yes...

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- Only 200?
- Have the rates gone up?

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At your age,
I was the one presenting the bill:

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"For this fine branch,
that'll be 50 lire!"

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I didn't get any of that.

221
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The kid seems a bit thick to me.

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It's about time
he took an interest in girls.

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What are you talking about,
he's still a child!

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♪ A child.
At his age, I was already a grandfather.

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Illegitimate, but a grandfather!

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I already know he won't come...

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- Hi, Sandro!
- Hi.

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Hi!

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We're heading out.

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- Come on, come with us.
- We're going to get an ice cream.

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Vanilla.

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- I can't.
- Oh, what a drag!

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Why don't you go?
You don't plan on always staying here?

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But...

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- Go with your friends.
- And you?

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What about "me"?
I don't need you to watch the treasure.

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00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,594
I can watch it all by myself.

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Go have fun, don't mind me.

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- So, should I go?
- Are you still here?

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Goodbye!

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- Sweetheart!
- Honey!

242
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:38,326
Sweetheart!
A week is so long!

243
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:42,788
Hear that horn? I'm putting in
a radio as well.

244
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,753
Don't move!

245
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:53,132
Single file, like the Brits.
Kisses for everyone.

246
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,134
He's so funny!

247
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,679
As long as he doesn't
grab my ass too!

248
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,475
Come here.

249
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,603
No sense of humor, that boy.
How's it going?

250
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:09,273
The cabins are locked. They won't
let us into the brothel.

251
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,817
- You smoking the whole thing?
- What do we do then?

252
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,320
We need to find something else to do.

253
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:18,783
If I find the library key, my dad
has 'Lady Chatterley's Lover.'

254
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,618
I could swipe it and...

255
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:24,205
... We can grease our salamis
and open a butcher shop!

256
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:27,249
Damn! This is better
than the book!

257
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:48,020
What are you two looking at?

258
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,772
- We gotta go.
- Where?

259
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,733
- Looking for pussy.
- I'll give you a slap!

260
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,069
Go throw some pussy
at your sister instead!

261
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,071
Why not? But I don't have any.

262
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,201
I'd gladly dive right
in the middle!

263
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,578
- Of what?
- I love threesomes!

264
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:09,417
- Let's go see the hairy one.
- Let go, you're hurting me!

265
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:17,133
What? Am I weird? To think I
didn't believe in that cream.

266
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:21,637
I prayed to St. Anthony
to get rid of it,

267
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,140
but it's you I have to thank.

268
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,183
Thank you.

269
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,185
You too.

270
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:38,279
- What was that damn cream?
- I don't know! Toothpaste!

271
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,239
- What bad luck...
- For a change!

272
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,492
Beautiful Irena,
sitting on the veranda,

273
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:47,079
was touching her c...
that little itchy spot.

274
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,624
While her neighbor
enjoyed the view from afar.

275
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:03,679
What are those two up to?

276
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,389
Who knows.

277
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,726
- No, Renzo!
- Oh, yes!

278
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,978
They're arguing.

279
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,871
No, they're not arguing.

280
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,289
Laura is laughing.

281
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,053
They're actually screwing!

282
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,724
Come back soon,
I can't bear being alone.

283
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:52,770
I packed some meatloaf. You must
eat poorly when you're alone.

284
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:57,149
I can't eat all that!
It'll end up in the cats' bowl!

285
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:02,238
Put the top up,
or you'll catch a cold.

286
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:05,783
- Yes, yes.
- Bye! Drive safely!

287
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,202
Yeah right, he's already floorin' it!

288
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:53,372
The show begins!

289
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:57,167
You're wonderful.

290
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,214
Exceptional.

291
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,638
You're powerful.

292
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:27,740
Guys! Help me!

293
00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:30,034
- Help!
- What a stench!

294
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:32,953
It's not sand, it's shit!

295
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:36,832
Get me to the shower!
If I find that bastard...

296
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:40,753
What you found was a
bottomless pit of shit!

297
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:43,505
He's finally in his natural element.

298
00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:46,926
The shit has returned to the source.

299
00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:50,471
- Come on, beat it!
- Poor me! Water!

300
00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:53,307
Well, I'm diving in!

301
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:56,936
Anyway, you'll float
with those muscles of yours!

302
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,440
Were you looking for this?

303
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:02,650
Thanks!

304
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:08,364
Is that better?

305
00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:10,407
Thanks!

306
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:18,666
Thanks!

307
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,961
Sandro, can you undo my top?

308
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,523
Sandro!

309
00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:50,239
Can you rub some on my back?

310
00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,965
See, you can be sweet
when you want.

311
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,273
- Sandro, will you help me?
- With what?

312
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:26,608
I want to shorten it.

313
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,570
It's still nice,
it'd be a shame to toss it.

314
00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:31,488
What's that got to do with me?

315
00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:34,825
I need to redo the hem.
I can't do it alone.

316
00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,163
Take the needle.

317
00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:47,963
- Like this?
- Too long! I'm not a nun!

318
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,051
Like this?

319
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:55,679
Even shorter. It's just for the beach.

320
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:58,682
Like this?

321
00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,268
No, that's too short.

322
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:05,272
Sorry, Sandro.
I can't quite picture it.

323
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,817
We're the same size. We could...

324
00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:11,445
Come on, make it quick!

325
00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:14,323
Without heels, I didn't realize.

326
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:17,910
- You know, you have great legs.
- Oh, jeez...

327
00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:21,538
- Don't make that face, it suits you.
- Stop it or I'm taking it off.

328
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:25,250
I'll go get some thread
and be right back, miss.

329
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,614
Good God!

330
00:26:55,906 --> 00:26:58,700
What a tragedy!
My son is a fairy!

331
00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:01,662
It had to happen to me!

332
00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:07,000
Brrr, it's cold!
Turn around, I need to change.

333
00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:08,627
Should I leave?

334
00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:11,004
No, I'll be quick.

335
00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:42,786
Coming?

336
00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:46,665
Now that I'm standing at attention...

337
00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:49,293
Stop it, you idiot! At ease, soldier!

338
00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:54,506
"His mortal remains, still and cold,

339
00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:57,092
"bore only the features of death.

340
00:27:57,259 --> 00:27:58,468
"Then suddenly."

341
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,638
Are we going to be here all night?

342
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:06,226
"His mortal remains, still and cold..."

343
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,770
Sandro, you know you're really talented?

344
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:11,231
Is this okay?

345
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:17,321
More than! Now,
rinse them off, please.

346
00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:40,052
Sandrino, what are you pouring that on?

347
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,554
Sorry, I was a bit... out of it.

348
00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:47,267
- Can I?
- One second, Dad, I'm almost done.

349
00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:51,355
Don't worry, no rush...

350
00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:56,193
Bravo, my compliments.

351
00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:59,238
You have a bright future
as a ladies' hairdresser.

352
00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:02,741
Bravo, my compliments.

353
00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,534
But Dad!

354
00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:08,247
- Thanks, Sandrino, you're a sweetheart.
- You're welcome.

355
00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:11,833
- Can you see them?
- What?

356
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:13,585
The hairs.

357
00:29:16,046 --> 00:29:16,838
No...

358
00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:20,801
The sun bleached them, but they're
there. Feel that?

359
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,974
I'm going to wax them,
or Renzo won't want me!

360
00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:30,852
You swore!
We're at least two miles out!

361
00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:32,729
Boom!

362
00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:37,317
- What are you afraid of? The sea is calm.
- Who's afraid?

363
00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:39,027
Good grief...

364
00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:44,992
- Enough, let's head back.
- No. You take my place.

365
00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:54,626
- I'm not a great rower.
- Who's asking? Turn around.

366
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:58,046
- Why?
- I want to get some sun.

367
00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:00,507
What are you doing?

368
00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:03,760
Renzo wants me tanned everywhere.
Are you turning or not?

369
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:08,849
- Couldn't you have come alone then?
- And the gossip?

370
00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:13,437
If I'd gone alone, imagine
what they'd say about me.

371
00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:16,189
All those creeps would have
taken it as an invitation.

372
00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:18,900
You're still just a kid,
you wouldn't understand.

373
00:30:19,026 --> 00:30:20,736
Sandro?

374
00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:25,949
- Don't turn around, okay?
- Jeez, why would I do that?

375
00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:28,785
Good boy! I know you're a sweet lad.

376
00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:32,289
Ah, such silence! Such peace!

377
00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:34,666
Peace, my ass.

378
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,294
"The maiden returns from the fields,

379
00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:39,713
"At sunset, with her bundle of grass,

380
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,965
"And clutching in her fingers..."

381
00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:50,307
"A few violets and roses

382
00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:54,603
"To adorn herself, as is her custom."

383
00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:57,022
I'm looking.

384
00:31:02,486 --> 00:31:04,863
What if she tells Renzo later?

385
00:31:05,072 --> 00:31:07,074
He's got a mean punch.

386
00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:10,243
"The maiden returns from the fields,

387
00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:12,954
- "At sunset..."
- Sandrino?

388
00:31:13,163 --> 00:31:15,374
I fell asleep!

389
00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,170
Sandrino, will you rub some on me?

390
00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:22,506
Sandrino, will you undo my top?

391
00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:24,841
Sandrino, can you see them?

392
00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:26,635
Sandrino, will you rinse me off?

393
00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:29,554
Sandrino, will you undress me?

394
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:22,941
Go to hell! Get lost!

395
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,403
Dammit...

396
00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,488
Come on, beat it!

397
00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:32,951
Shh! Go away!
Please, go away!

398
00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:36,830
Goddamn beast!
I hope you die of rabies!

399
00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:38,874
Are you going to let me sleep?

400
00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:43,753
- He looks a bit depressed.
- He hasn't eaten in a week.

401
00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:46,465
- He's as pale as a ghost!
- Give it a rest, Mom.

402
00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:49,092
If you get sick, I'm the one who suffers.

403
00:32:49,259 --> 00:32:51,845
- Probably lovesick.
- Mind your own business!

404
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:55,140
Sighs, kisses, and sweet caresses.
But only sighs for him.

405
00:32:55,265 --> 00:32:56,099
Stop it!

406
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,810
As for the kisses and sweet caresses,

407
00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:01,605
if you want something done right,
do it yourself, right?

408
00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:03,815
Is something wrong with you,
talking like that?

409
00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:07,194
- Is he offended?
- You kids!

410
00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:10,780
- I was joking!
- Sometimes you just don't get it.

411
00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:13,992
- He's in love with a girl from Milan.
- A girl from Milan?

412
00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:16,912
Mom is always the last to know!

413
00:33:17,037 --> 00:33:19,748
To you it's nothing,
but to him it's serious.

414
00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:22,083
You mocked him
in such a vulgar way!

415
00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:25,587
It's true! You're as vulgar
as your father!

416
00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:28,089
Don't get upset! I didn't mean to!

417
00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:31,635
He's been so sweet to me.
A total sweetheart.

418
00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:33,970
Go and apologize to him,

419
00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:36,515
or I won't speak to you
until you leave.

420
00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:39,184
I don't believe this!

421
00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:44,147
Ah, about time!

422
00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:45,857
Pinky!

423
00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:49,194
I'm sending him your way, dear.

424
00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:52,989
You little bastard, I warned you.

425
00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:55,534
As usual.

426
00:33:57,577 --> 00:33:58,370
Go!

427
00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:01,581
Easy now.

428
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:08,255
Oh, Pinky!

429
00:34:09,256 --> 00:34:11,508
My little baby!

430
00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:14,928
What did he do to you?

431
00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:16,846
Murderer!

432
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:19,641
- Stop sulking.
- Go to hell.

433
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:23,270
Later. But for now, stop.
I said I was sorry.

434
00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:25,564
- If I'd only known.
- Known what?

435
00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:28,233
That it was serious.
You never tell me anything!

436
00:34:28,358 --> 00:34:31,528
- What are you talking about?
- The Milanese girl. Still waiting?

437
00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:35,115
I've been there,
I could give you some pointers.

438
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:38,159
- It's got nothing to do with her.
- No?

439
00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:42,414
- She's just a kid.
- So we're talking about an older girl?

440
00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:46,918
- She's not married, is she?
- Actually, yes.

441
00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:49,212
You devil!

442
00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:52,424
- It's in the blood. Have you already...?
- But...

443
00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:56,970
Wait, you have to tell me
everything. Come here.

444
00:34:57,345 --> 00:35:00,432
If you only knew how many
husbands I've cuckolded!

445
00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:02,976
With my lessons,
you'll have her in a month!

446
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:06,354
Now you're a husband too.
You should be on their side.

447
00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:09,983
Who cares? She's not my wife.
How far have you got?

448
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:12,944
Before you and Laura arrived, this...

449
00:35:13,069 --> 00:35:14,112
This...?

450
00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:16,865
... this lady took me out on a boat,

451
00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:19,326
then out into the deep, alone.

452
00:35:19,576 --> 00:35:21,828
You little rascal!

453
00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:26,333
He's got it all in his head;
she probably hasn't even thought of it.

454
00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:30,170
Yeah right, I can tell you
she's a real slut.

455
00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:33,757
- All gone. Got a smoke?
- No.

456
00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:36,343
She's an artist with that boat story:

457
00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:39,638
"Don't turn around, I fell asleep...
you didn't turn around?"

458
00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:44,643
Refined and expert.
She puts kids on a grill

459
00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:47,228
to cook them over a slow fire,
that bitch!

460
00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:49,314
No cigarettes.

461
00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:52,067
Our poor boy is head over heels.

462
00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:54,819
- Nothing here either.
- You sure?

463
00:35:56,905 --> 00:35:59,074
Look at what I'm forced to smoke.

464
00:36:00,617 --> 00:36:03,286
It's clear that sooner or later,
she's going to sleep with him,

465
00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:07,207
but she wants to have some fun first.
- You think?

466
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:12,003
Try to find out who it is.
Watch them.

467
00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:16,341
When I get back,
I'd like to see this woman.

468
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,887
- She probably doesn't even exist.
- Come here. These stories, they...

469
00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:25,684
You screw everyone. Admit it!

470
00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:27,936
- Slut!
- Yes! Yes!

471
00:36:28,144 --> 00:36:31,064
A real whore! I love getting screwed!

472
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,483
- Oh, how I love it!
- Yes, yes!

473
00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:36,444
- Who do you screw?
- Everyone! All it takes is a touch!

474
00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:38,697
- It turns me on!
- Where? Where?

475
00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:41,616
Everywhere! In cabins,
in the street...

476
00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:45,036
- With Mr. Muscle?
- He's hung like a horse!

477
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:48,289
You big slut! And the lifeguard too?

478
00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:51,584
Him too! He came into
my cabin and took me.

479
00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:54,170
My God! My God!
You slut!

480
00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,881
My God! My God! My God!

481
00:36:57,799 --> 00:37:01,886
Did you roll out of bed?
Stomach ache? Cat got your tongue?

482
00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:04,139
Not with you, but a bit of advice:

483
00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:08,184
Stay away from my brother.
He packs a hell of a punch.

484
00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:10,311
Let's avoid a scene, shall we?

485
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,064
- I haven't done anything to him!
- Lino!

486
00:37:13,106 --> 00:37:15,942
- I'll knock him out if he's not happy!
- Oh, Lino!

487
00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:17,569
There he is!

488
00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:19,529
Lino!

489
00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:34,043
Good God,
it's like being stabbed.

490
00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:36,087
- Morning!
- Morning.

491
00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:39,048
Morning?

492
00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:43,845
So my brother is a happy cuckold?

493
00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:46,890
- What was that?
- Me? Nothing.

494
00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:51,519
Find that lazy bum Lino.
I need a paddleboat,

495
00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:53,605
but he's vanished.

496
00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:56,357
Lowering yourself for a paddleboat?

497
00:37:56,858 --> 00:37:59,861
- That's where we're at...
- Where's that?

498
00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:01,529
Nowhere...

499
00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:03,656
My shoes!

500
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:07,660
- Ready for the ride!
- Great, thanks.

501
00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:09,037
Bye!

502
00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:12,874
They disgust me.
Both of them.

503
00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:16,085
I bet he even gave you a tip.

504
00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:21,007
You're both scoundrels.
Or rather, three perverts!

505
00:38:21,424 --> 00:38:24,719
The sun's gone to your head.
You're really...

506
00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:30,266
Damn! My 100 lire!

507
00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:32,977
Obsessed and an idiot.

508
00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:47,075
God, one more week, my love.
I can't take it anymore!

509
00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:57,669
Go on, now.
That's enough.

510
00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:15,228
Well done!

511
00:39:17,146 --> 00:39:19,399
You could...

512
00:39:19,566 --> 00:39:22,527
make her a uniform that fits, right?

513
00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:25,947
Rather than wasting cash
on a new uniform

514
00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:28,867
just so you can ogle her thighs,

515
00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:31,911
I'd rather change the maid's thighs.

516
00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:53,641
Get out, I need to change.

517
00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:57,687
Why? Do like last time.
I won't look.

518
00:39:57,812 --> 00:39:59,147
Suit yourself.

519
00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:14,370
What are you doing?
Turn around!

520
00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:19,751
- Have you gone mad?
- You slut!

521
00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:22,462
How dare you?

522
00:40:22,879 --> 00:40:25,465
Even Renzo says so!

523
00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:27,926
And if your husband says it,
it must be true!

524
00:40:28,051 --> 00:40:29,677
Renzo? Are you crazy?

525
00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:32,263
You're screwing everyone!
That pig Mr. Muscle,

526
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:35,141
and even the lifeguard!
I heard you!

527
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:38,478
So why not me?
Am I off-limits because I'm a minor?

528
00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:42,106
- You heard us? My God!
- And you find that funny?

529
00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:46,402
Instead of sleeping,
you spy on us? That's wrong.

530
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:49,781
Spying?
I can hear you both breathing!

531
00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:51,866
Do you think I'm deaf?

532
00:40:54,243 --> 00:40:56,329
Forgive me, I'm sorry.

533
00:40:58,164 --> 00:40:59,874
You see, Sandro...

534
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:03,503
what you heard,
it's a kind of...

535
00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:05,797
game.

536
00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:10,301
Couples...

537
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:16,015
they make things up like that, to...

538
00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:19,560
spice things up.

539
00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:23,898
I don't know how to explain it.

540
00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:26,693
Anyway, everyone says
that kind of stuff.

541
00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:30,279
- You understand.
- Yes... I'm not an idiot!

542
00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:39,998
Today was a real drag.

543
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:42,166
If it's such a bore,
why come with us?

544
00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:44,836
- Let's race.
- Last one there is it!

545
00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:47,922
Hey, wait for me! Wait!

546
00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:52,093
- You scared me.
- I need to talk to you.

547
00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:53,219
Fine.

548
00:41:53,386 --> 00:41:55,513
I have something
important to tell you.

549
00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:57,056
Something nice?

550
00:41:57,181 --> 00:42:00,518
- Slut, you're screwing them all!
- What's wrong with you?

551
00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:04,063
- You're a total slut!
- And you're a total jerk!

552
00:42:04,272 --> 00:42:06,899
You stop me just to say that?
I'm not talking to you.

553
00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:11,571
Dummy! You just say that
to make it more fun.

554
00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:15,324
Some fun!
Go have fun by yourself, then!

555
00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:19,620
Everyone does it, you moron.
You really know nothing!

556
00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:27,795
Sandro, I need to talk to you!

557
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,130
It's late!

558
00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:32,633
- I'll be quick.
- Okay.

559
00:42:37,305 --> 00:42:39,098
- Sandro.
- Yeah?

560
00:42:40,349 --> 00:42:43,144
Is it true you can hear
everything from your room?

561
00:42:44,937 --> 00:42:48,149
You'll have to switch rooms.

562
00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:49,859
I can't tell Renzo:

563
00:42:50,026 --> 00:42:53,029
"We're not making love tonight,
Sandrino can hear everything."

564
00:42:53,154 --> 00:42:56,449
Or that we can't say those
'naughty' things anymore.

565
00:42:57,950 --> 00:43:00,411
You understand, don't you?

566
00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:03,331
And besides...

567
00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:07,210
Now that I know you can hear everything,

568
00:43:07,502 --> 00:43:09,796
I'm a little embarrassed.

569
00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:12,840
What can I do about it?

570
00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:22,683
So, the great philosopher Kant
was right:

571
00:43:22,809 --> 00:43:27,647
better to be a poor rich man
than richly poor!

572
00:43:27,814 --> 00:43:30,608
I've got plenty more
where that came from!

573
00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:34,779
By the way, boys,
I forgot the introductions.

574
00:43:34,904 --> 00:43:38,324
You all know my wife, the Countess?

575
00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:43,538
The sun's really beating down today, huh?

576
00:43:43,746 --> 00:43:47,750
I've got another one.
It's great! About cuckolds!

577
00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:49,418
Once upon a time...

578
00:43:50,878 --> 00:43:54,132
- Did I say something wrong?
- No, he's always like that.

579
00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:56,509
But he's screaming like a madman!

580
00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:01,264
No luck there!

581
00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:06,561
Oh, the pain!
Poor me!

582
00:44:06,686 --> 00:44:09,564
Safe to say you're screwed.

583
00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:12,859
Let's put him in the water.

584
00:44:14,277 --> 00:44:16,487
Curse you all!

585
00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,616
You, you're looking for a lover.

586
00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:22,702
And you're looking for two slaps.

587
00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:24,453
It's in the paper:

588
00:44:24,579 --> 00:44:27,790
"Women who love their pets too much

589
00:44:27,915 --> 00:44:31,085
"are unconsciously hiding
sexual disorders."

590
00:44:31,252 --> 00:44:34,755
The only animal I love too much
is probably you!

591
00:44:34,881 --> 00:44:37,675
And what if instead of reading
this pornographic crap...

592
00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:39,719
Edwige!

593
00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,512
Good grief...

594
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:44,640
Edwige, my underwear!

595
00:44:47,310 --> 00:44:49,979
- I'm looking for them.
- Unbelievable!

596
00:44:50,146 --> 00:44:53,274
This isn't a house anymore,
it's a total brothel!

597
00:44:54,650 --> 00:44:57,069
- Hello?
- Sandro? It's Renzo.

598
00:44:57,403 --> 00:45:00,656
I'll get Laura,
she's upstairs getting dressed.

599
00:45:00,781 --> 00:45:03,576
No time, I have a business dinner.

600
00:45:03,826 --> 00:45:07,246
- What should I tell her?
- That I'm not coming tonight.

601
00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:12,126
Tell her I'm sorry,
I couldn't call any sooner.

602
00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:14,921
- It's been a hell of a day.
- What?

603
00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:18,382
I'll call her tomorrow
to explain everything, okay?

604
00:45:18,507 --> 00:45:20,635
- Should I get her?
- No, I'm in a rush!

605
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,804
Give her a kiss for me.
Bye, Sandrino!

606
00:45:33,314 --> 00:45:36,317
Darn! I got all dolled up for him.

607
00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:40,279
Do you want to go to a party with me?

608
00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:45,534
- They'll want an old lady like me?
- Don't be silly!

609
00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:47,828
I'll finish dressing, I'll be quick.

610
00:45:59,548 --> 00:46:01,259
I'm a little ashamed.

611
00:46:01,384 --> 00:46:04,637
It's the first time I've lied to him
since we got married.

612
00:46:04,804 --> 00:46:07,139
I couldn't tell him that...

613
00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:10,101
You know you're even more beautiful?

614
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:13,020
I remember everything
as if it were yesterday.

615
00:46:13,229 --> 00:46:15,398
And yet, it's been an age!

616
00:46:15,898 --> 00:46:18,442
July 1950. What a summer!

617
00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:21,445
What a winter... November '51.

618
00:46:25,157 --> 00:46:26,575
Are you sure?

619
00:46:31,664 --> 00:46:33,040
I suppose so...

620
00:46:33,582 --> 00:46:34,959
that maybe...

621
00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:37,753
Listen...

622
00:46:38,587 --> 00:46:41,674
- Tell me about your wife.
- About Laura?

623
00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:44,343
She's the quiet type.

624
00:46:44,468 --> 00:46:46,595
She takes my word as Gospel.

625
00:46:46,721 --> 00:46:50,099
A good girl. Just what I needed,
like you said.

626
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:52,018
So you listened to me.

627
00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:54,228
- Is this it?
- About time!

628
00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:57,398
- Isn't this for Mrs. Laura?
- You really know nothing!

629
00:46:57,565 --> 00:47:00,026
I thought it was women's underwear.

630
00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:02,278
- What's this?
- Underwear.

631
00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:05,948
Can't you wear normal underwear?
Like men with balls?

632
00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:08,743
But Dad, it's the fashion!
It's French.

633
00:47:08,909 --> 00:47:12,288
It's for fairies, that's what!
And don't call me 'Dad'!

634
00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:16,292
I only have sons.
Look what I think of your fashion!

635
00:47:20,379 --> 00:47:22,757
Must be high quality.

636
00:47:31,724 --> 00:47:33,100
Are you going to stop?

637
00:47:34,894 --> 00:47:37,188
I really like you a lot.

638
00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:42,651
You know you're hot?

639
00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:44,820
I didn't say anything wrong!

640
00:47:52,578 --> 00:47:54,747
What's he touching?

641
00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:56,874
What are you touching?

642
00:48:07,176 --> 00:48:09,220
And the other one, what's he looking at?

643
00:48:09,345 --> 00:48:14,308
I hope she's at least wearing a bra.
Damn me and this party!

644
00:48:15,810 --> 00:48:18,646
- How's it going, Rosy?
- Not too bad, and you?

645
00:48:18,854 --> 00:48:20,648
Excuse me...

646
00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:23,359
Hi, Sandro!

647
00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:26,112
Look at that idiot!

648
00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:28,406
Are you still mad at me?

649
00:48:28,572 --> 00:48:30,825
Pretty good. And you?

650
00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:36,122
I meant the other night.
But you just pounced on me.

651
00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:39,083
- No, thanks.
- 'No, thanks' to what?

652
00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:44,171
No, thanks, I don't want to dance tonight.
I have a bit of a headache, sorry.

653
00:48:45,714 --> 00:48:46,841
But...

654
00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:49,593
- Rosy!
- What's with Sandro tonight?

655
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,180
He's completely nuts.
Want to dance with me?

656
00:48:54,223 --> 00:48:56,308
What an intoxicating perfume...

657
00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:37,558
Did you see her, damn?
She came with Sandrino Bellotto.

658
00:49:37,683 --> 00:49:40,352
His sister-in-law, damn!
What a knockout, damn!

659
00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:43,522
Two airbags, damn!
Takes my breath away, damn!

660
00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:46,734
- Did you dance with her, damn?
- Yes, damn! Didn't you?

661
00:49:46,859 --> 00:49:51,614
Yes, damn!
And I held her ass the whole time.

662
00:49:51,739 --> 00:49:53,616
What gorgeous buns, damn!

663
00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:57,620
Take it easy!
He's jealous of me.

664
00:49:58,954 --> 00:50:01,624
- Want to dance?
- No, I want to leave.

665
00:50:01,749 --> 00:50:03,876
- It's not even midnight!
- Let's go.

666
00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:06,045
- Alright.
- You're leaving already?

667
00:50:06,212 --> 00:50:07,588
Sorry!

668
00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:24,647
"Wonderful lips,
wonderful..."

669
00:50:24,772 --> 00:50:26,524
Will you stop that?

670
00:50:26,815 --> 00:50:30,194
You've been weird all night.
Does it bother you that I'm singing?

671
00:50:30,444 --> 00:50:34,365
No, but you're parading around
and letting everyone touch you!

672
00:50:34,490 --> 00:50:36,158
- Like a whore!
- Sandro!

673
00:50:36,325 --> 00:50:39,245
A whore! Don't you think
of Renzo, your husband?

674
00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:42,206
If I were him,
I'd give you a thrashing!

675
00:50:42,414 --> 00:50:44,333
What are you talking about?

676
00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:46,919
- Leave me alone!
- Sandro.

677
00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:51,465
Sandrino...

678
00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:54,927
- You're crying.
- Who's crying?

679
00:50:55,094 --> 00:50:59,181
You poor idiot, poor idiot.

680
00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:07,189
Sandrino...

681
00:51:16,365 --> 00:51:18,075
Are you jealous?

682
00:51:45,644 --> 00:51:47,187
My God!

683
00:51:58,282 --> 00:52:02,328
"Dear Renzo, I've betrayed your trust."

684
00:52:06,081 --> 00:52:08,751
"Dear Renzo...

685
00:52:09,752 --> 00:52:11,545
"it happened."

686
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:13,172
"Renzo...

687
00:52:14,923 --> 00:52:16,967
your wife was mine."

688
00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:19,011
Well...

689
00:52:20,012 --> 00:52:21,305
almost mine.

690
00:52:23,432 --> 00:52:26,018
- Hello?
- You're through.

691
00:52:31,523 --> 00:52:34,151
- Renzo Bellotto here.
- It's me, Renzo.

692
00:52:34,276 --> 00:52:39,114
- Who is this? I can't understand!
- I can't speak loudly!

693
00:52:39,281 --> 00:52:41,825
- Hello? Hello!
- I have to tell you something.

694
00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:44,620
Is that you, Sandrino?
I can't understand a thing!

695
00:52:44,828 --> 00:52:46,872
- I...
- What happened?

696
00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:49,166
I kissed Laura.

697
00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:53,420
You gave her a goodnight kiss
and you're calling about that? Good for you.

698
00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:56,340
She wasn't mad
about my business dinner?

699
00:52:56,507 --> 00:52:58,634
Business dinner?
Goodnight kiss?

700
00:52:58,842 --> 00:53:02,221
I kissed her on the mouth!
With tongue!

701
00:53:02,388 --> 00:53:06,642
Ah, your crush!
Her name is Laura? T'es with her?

702
00:53:06,809 --> 00:53:10,521
- Laura, your wife!
- What woman are you talking about?

703
00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:13,607
- Your wife!
- Did you feel her up like I told you?

704
00:53:13,732 --> 00:53:16,026
- I kissed her!
- Was she into it?

705
00:53:16,151 --> 00:53:20,114
- At first, yes, then she left.
- Don't worry, it's all an act!

706
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:23,742
She's dying for it!
Listen to the voice of experience!

707
00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:27,246
Feel her up, and at the first chance...
Bam!

708
00:53:27,413 --> 00:53:31,500
The little soldier attacks
below the belt, got it?

709
00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:33,961
Call whenever you want,
I'm here.

710
00:53:34,086 --> 00:53:36,296
But not at this hour,
or I'll kill you!

711
00:53:36,463 --> 00:53:38,882
- And give Laura a kiss.
- That's exactly what I did!

712
00:53:39,007 --> 00:53:41,969
- Go to hell!
- And don't sweat it, understand?

713
00:53:42,136 --> 00:53:43,303
Sandrino?

714
00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:50,060
That kid...

715
00:53:51,019 --> 00:53:53,147
I never have any smokes!

716
00:53:56,900 --> 00:54:01,739
Sandro, if you're a man, have the guts to say
you don't give a damn about your brother.

717
00:54:02,448 --> 00:54:04,116
I don't give a damn.

718
00:54:06,994 --> 00:54:08,954
Morning, Sandro.

719
00:54:09,288 --> 00:54:11,999
I'm so sleepy!

720
00:54:12,124 --> 00:54:15,711
What a headache! What did you
have me drinking last night?

721
00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:20,090
You know, I don't remember
a thing about the party.

722
00:54:20,424 --> 00:54:21,925
A total blackout.

723
00:54:24,344 --> 00:54:26,972
What time did we get back?

724
00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:31,560
I didn't do anything naughty,
I hope? Once I've had a drink...

725
00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:34,730
- Not coming to the beach?
- No, I'm tired. I'm going to sleep.

726
00:54:34,855 --> 00:54:37,775
- Close the door, please.
- Sure.

727
00:54:40,486 --> 00:54:42,237
- Hey!
- Hey!

728
00:54:43,822 --> 00:54:45,032
How's it going?

729
00:54:45,449 --> 00:54:48,243
- Can I pick a song?
- Of course.

730
00:54:49,661 --> 00:54:52,873
- What was up with you last night?
- Why?

731
00:54:53,415 --> 00:54:55,250
You were being so weird.

732
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:59,546
Oh, yeah. Once I've had a drink...

733
00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:02,216
I forget everything.

734
00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:09,181
- Not mad at me anymore?
- No, why?

735
00:55:11,558 --> 00:55:13,143
Because of the other night?

736
00:55:13,268 --> 00:55:15,437
No, it was nothing.

737
00:55:15,938 --> 00:55:17,189
You know...

738
00:55:17,439 --> 00:55:19,566
I wanted to tell you that...

739
00:55:19,775 --> 00:55:21,819
Basically, you're...

740
00:55:23,028 --> 00:55:24,780
You're not at all...

741
00:55:26,031 --> 00:55:28,033
I don't know... You're...

742
00:55:28,575 --> 00:55:32,830
I wanted to tell you...
Basically, you're...

743
00:55:34,081 --> 00:55:36,875
So what's the plan?
Should I call and say we're coming?

744
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,336
A night at a club after
a six-hour drive.

745
00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:40,712
Empty again!

746
00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:43,131
- You'll have to do without smokes.
- Yeah, right!

747
00:55:45,259 --> 00:55:48,053
- Where are you going?
- To swipe some of Sandro's smokes.

748
00:56:00,941 --> 00:56:02,401
Renzo!

749
00:56:03,318 --> 00:56:04,736
Renzo!

750
00:56:08,323 --> 00:56:09,825
Renzo!

751
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:11,910
Renzo!

752
00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:20,252
Where on earth are you?

753
00:56:20,669 --> 00:56:22,296
What's up?

754
00:56:22,421 --> 00:56:24,965
- I called you. Didn't you hear me?
- When?

755
00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:28,302
Just a minute ago.
You didn't hear me?

756
00:56:28,969 --> 00:56:31,096
No. What did you want?

757
00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:34,099
Me? Nothing.

758
00:56:38,061 --> 00:56:42,065
You came to tell me you called,
but you didn't want anything?

759
00:56:42,232 --> 00:56:44,776
Look at this layabout!

760
00:56:50,574 --> 00:56:52,784
Using tape and everything!

761
00:56:53,493 --> 00:56:55,454
Should I call and say we're coming?

762
00:56:55,746 --> 00:56:58,332
Sure, it'll be a nice change.

763
00:56:58,498 --> 00:57:01,126
Staying here all the time,
you'll lose your mind.

764
00:57:05,047 --> 00:57:08,508
Should we invite Sandrino?
It'd be mean not to.

765
00:57:09,134 --> 00:57:12,596
- You think he'd have fun with us?
- He's not a kid anymore, you know.

766
00:57:14,556 --> 00:57:15,891
Thanks, bro!

767
00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:39,039
- Once it's stiff, I'm telling you!
- What does that mean?

768
00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:43,001
I'll tell you later.
So he wants to do an experiment.

769
00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:46,046
He tries to pull it with one hand,
then the other, with no luck.

770
00:57:46,213 --> 00:57:49,341
He writes in his diary:
"I tried with each hand,

771
00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:51,635
"with no luck!"

772
00:57:52,052 --> 00:57:55,097
He tries the experiment again,
still with both hands.

773
00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:57,182
This time, he manages it!

774
00:57:57,307 --> 00:57:59,643
- So, he writes...
- What are you talking about?

775
00:57:59,851 --> 00:58:02,896
Honey, don't break my...
train of thought. I'll tell you later.

776
00:58:03,021 --> 00:58:06,525
Since his experiment worked,
he writes in his diary.

777
00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:11,154
Don't you ever laugh?
He always looks furious.

778
00:58:11,279 --> 00:58:14,157
He succeeded, so he writes:

779
00:58:14,282 --> 00:58:17,953
"I finally did it,
with both my hands!"

780
00:58:19,579 --> 00:58:23,166
- I don't see what's so funny.
- It's not over yet, honey!

781
00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:58,326
- Sorry, but what was he pulling?
- Such an innocent!

782
00:58:58,452 --> 00:59:01,496
My wife's a saint, she doesn't
get the double entendres.

783
00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:04,166
The thing that was stiff...

784
00:59:04,291 --> 00:59:07,461
I can't say it out loud,
there's a kid here!

785
00:59:09,504 --> 00:59:11,798
The little birdie, Countess.
The little birdie!

786
00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:14,134
- Early bloomer, this kid!
- Well, well!

787
00:59:15,343 --> 00:59:17,220
Ah, I get it now!

788
00:59:17,345 --> 00:59:20,807
Has he snapped?
He's going to get it!

789
00:59:20,932 --> 00:59:24,061
You treated him like a kid
and it offended him.

790
00:59:24,186 --> 00:59:26,146
And he's quite right.

791
00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:28,190
Excuse me.

792
00:59:30,108 --> 00:59:33,487
- He's too spoiled.
- It's the new generation.

793
00:59:33,612 --> 00:59:35,280
- My turn.
- I'm listening.

794
00:59:35,405 --> 00:59:37,991
So, there's this doctor.

795
00:59:38,158 --> 00:59:40,994
Doctors crack me up!
The urologists!

796
00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:55,258
- What's gotten into you?
- Just a bunch of jerks at the table.

797
00:59:55,509 --> 00:59:58,136
And clubs are really
for major idiots.

798
00:59:58,303 --> 01:00:02,432
Fine, but there was no need
to behave like that.

799
01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:07,771
This crap hasn't been funny
since I was ten.

800
01:00:08,188 --> 01:00:11,608
Okay, but don't you think
you overdid it a bit?

801
01:00:12,442 --> 01:00:15,487
Must be the whisky,
you've had a bit too much.

802
01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:18,198
Whisky is kids' stuff.

803
01:00:44,349 --> 01:00:46,434
You know, you're a good dancer.

804
01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:50,856
Sandro.

805
01:00:52,357 --> 01:00:55,235
You can't hear anything from your
room. I checked today.

806
01:01:09,791 --> 01:01:11,960
How could you have heard us?

807
01:01:12,085 --> 01:01:14,754
Did you put your ear
to the wall?

808
01:01:30,770 --> 01:01:34,149
Promise me you won't do it again.
Please.

809
01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:45,577
Enough, I'm tired.
Let's go back and sit down.

810
01:01:47,996 --> 01:01:52,334
- I swear... "The little birdie!"
- Focus on the road, Renzo!

811
01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:56,379
In front of two ladies!
And him still in diapers!

812
01:01:57,005 --> 01:02:00,091
I told you he'd be bored
with adults,

813
01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:02,636
and he'd be a pain for us, too.
But no!

814
01:02:02,844 --> 01:02:05,013
"He's not a child anymore!"

815
01:02:05,263 --> 01:02:07,098
Some man he is!

816
01:02:24,449 --> 01:02:26,743
Don't crowd me,
I'm trying to drive!

817
01:02:26,868 --> 01:02:30,413
- I'm going to run him over!
- I don't care! Mow him down!

818
01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:32,082
It's what he deserves!

819
01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:35,061
Damn it, damn it, damn it!

820
01:03:37,981 --> 01:03:40,066
Where did you come from?

821
01:03:40,275 --> 01:03:41,860
I went for a little walk.

822
01:03:41,985 --> 01:03:44,487
Yeah. A little walk.

823
01:03:44,696 --> 01:03:46,781
I was hot. I couldn't sleep.

824
01:03:46,948 --> 01:03:50,869
You were with your crush.
Did you finally score?

825
01:03:51,328 --> 01:03:52,662
Get off my back...

826
01:03:52,787 --> 01:03:55,332
Still nothing? What are you waiting
for? Military service?

827
01:03:55,457 --> 01:03:59,169
You didn't go play a serenade
at three in the morning, did you?

828
01:04:01,004 --> 01:04:02,839
God help us!

829
01:04:02,964 --> 01:04:05,300
If you want,
I can always help you out too.

830
01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:09,179
But not now, I'm beat.

831
01:04:11,931 --> 01:04:15,894
I don't know why, but afterwards,
I'm always thirsty.

832
01:04:19,147 --> 01:04:22,359
- Honey, what's wrong?
- Nothing.

833
01:04:22,484 --> 01:04:26,529
Don't be so sad.
I'm not going off to war!

834
01:04:26,738 --> 01:04:28,698
Come on, chin up!

835
01:04:29,074 --> 01:04:32,160
Next week I'm taking some time off
so we can be together.

836
01:04:32,452 --> 01:04:34,621
- I love you.
- What?

837
01:04:34,746 --> 01:04:36,164
Nothing.

838
01:04:37,082 --> 01:04:38,249
Bye!

839
01:04:47,133 --> 01:04:49,177
You're teaching me to swim.

840
01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:57,018
Want to go for a paddleboat ride?

841
01:05:04,442 --> 01:05:06,736
- Shall we go?
- Where to?

842
01:05:06,945 --> 01:05:09,489
I don't know, just around.

843
01:05:10,031 --> 01:05:11,741
Just the two of us.

844
01:05:12,033 --> 01:05:15,370
- You're not teasing me?
- No, I'm serious.

845
01:05:15,703 --> 01:05:18,498
- I feel good with you.
- Then, okay.

846
01:05:38,435 --> 01:05:41,104
There, you bastard!
You're cheating on me?

847
01:05:41,312 --> 01:05:44,190
- And I'm going to kick your ass!
- Stop it!

848
01:05:44,357 --> 01:05:46,860
- Son of a bitch!
- Don't insult my mother!

849
01:05:47,026 --> 01:05:49,237
Help! He's crazy!

850
01:05:49,362 --> 01:05:52,615
You'll see who Count Zagaria is!
You're going to pay!

851
01:05:54,576 --> 01:05:56,494
In your face!

852
01:05:56,744 --> 01:05:59,330
- Help! Stop him!
- You like my wife?

853
01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:02,959
- You're going to eat your balls!
- No! Not my balls!

854
01:06:03,084 --> 01:06:06,296
- I'm going to eat your muscles!
- Please, no!

855
01:06:08,089 --> 01:06:11,259
I didn't do anything! Pity!

856
01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:13,136
- God forgives, I don't!
- What's going on?

857
01:06:13,261 --> 01:06:19,142
I think he found out his wife's
a bit too into bodybuilding.

858
01:06:19,392 --> 01:06:22,103
More like body-fiddling, yeah!

859
01:06:22,854 --> 01:06:25,356
They won't let her go out
just with you?

860
01:06:25,607 --> 01:06:28,651
- Not to the movies. It gets late.
- I see.

861
01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:32,405
A girl can do whatever she wants,
just not after 11 PM.

862
01:06:33,698 --> 01:06:37,076
- So I have to be the chaperone?
- Just to the theater entrance!

863
01:06:37,202 --> 01:06:40,330
- You can go home after.
- Oh, thanks!

864
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:42,707
I get it.

865
01:06:42,957 --> 01:06:45,251
Alright, I'll do you this favor.

866
01:06:48,963 --> 01:06:52,634
If anyone sees you two alone,
your parents will blame me.

867
01:06:52,759 --> 01:06:56,721
I'm sorry. Besides,
I've already seen this movie.

868
01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:59,974
It doesn't matter. We're happy
to have you come with us.

869
01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:04,229
Three tickets.

870
01:07:04,729 --> 01:07:07,649
- Go into the booth.
- Can't he go by himself?

871
01:07:07,774 --> 01:07:10,109
No, you're the one who counts.

872
01:07:10,235 --> 01:07:13,571
After you. You're bigger.
And American, too.

873
01:07:13,696 --> 01:07:14,697
After you.

874
01:07:16,449 --> 01:07:19,994
- I'll go get a coffee.
- No! Into the booth!

875
01:07:20,119 --> 01:07:21,412
Come on, in you go.

876
01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:33,466
There's one for each of you.

877
01:07:34,092 --> 01:07:36,803
Answer into the mic,
and speak up.

878
01:07:36,928 --> 01:07:39,847
I need to hear your answer clearly.

879
01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:46,312
Now, you're going to pay...

880
01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:42,739
- Colonel!
- At your service!

881
01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:45,700
The Mistress asked
if you've walked the dog.

882
01:10:45,867 --> 01:10:47,535
Where on earth are you?

883
01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:49,662
On the balcony, Colonel.

884
01:10:49,787 --> 01:10:52,915
The Mistress told me to tell you
that she's gone out.

885
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:55,376
I like to see people
when I talk to them.

886
01:10:55,501 --> 01:10:58,337
I want someone on the balcony,
like in Romeo and Juliet!

887
01:10:58,629 --> 01:11:01,424
- I can't reach!
- I know, you're not very tall.

888
01:11:01,632 --> 01:11:05,511
Try a little harder...
so I can ogle your legs...

889
01:11:05,928 --> 01:11:08,931
- I can't reach, Colonel!
Watch out!

890
01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:11,267
In the name of the Father.

891
01:11:12,769 --> 01:11:15,521
It's a warning from heaven.

892
01:11:17,523 --> 01:11:19,901
I swear I won't do anything
to that dog ever again.

893
01:11:20,485 --> 01:11:23,279
You don't know if you can come?

894
01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:25,615
Wait a second...

895
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:38,169
Renzo, I'm really tired of staying
with two old folks and a kid!

896
01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:41,631
I can't take it! I'm bored!

897
01:11:42,673 --> 01:11:45,259
Renzo, try to understand.

898
01:11:46,135 --> 01:11:50,139
No, I'll join you tomorrow.
I don't care if it's hot!

899
01:11:53,768 --> 01:11:55,895
Yes. Yes.

900
01:11:56,395 --> 01:11:59,106
Alright. Yippee.

901
01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:00,817
Yes, yes...

902
01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:02,026
Bye!

903
01:12:06,531 --> 01:12:08,366
What can I do?

904
01:12:08,741 --> 01:12:11,369
What can I do?

905
01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:23,130
I think I hear a noise on the
left. I don't know what it is.

906
01:12:26,801 --> 01:12:28,719
There's nothing.

907
01:12:28,845 --> 01:12:32,265
A car is like a woman.
Upkeep costs an arm and a leg!

908
01:12:32,473 --> 01:12:34,725
Want to come up for a drink?

909
01:12:34,851 --> 01:12:38,145
You don't seem into it.
You look a bit sad tonight.

910
01:12:38,688 --> 01:12:43,568
I have a heavy feeling here.
Must have overdone the gratin.

911
01:12:44,819 --> 01:12:48,948
- You must excuse me.
- No need to apologize, Renzino.

912
01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:53,286
Actually, it's nice to see
a man happy and in love.

913
01:12:53,536 --> 01:12:57,081
- See, I gave you good advice.
- Yes. No.

914
01:12:57,582 --> 01:12:59,500
It's not that...

915
01:13:00,001 --> 01:13:03,004
We've only been married
for five months...

916
01:13:03,337 --> 01:13:06,632
That means we'll just wait
another five months.

917
01:13:07,425 --> 01:13:10,887
- Thanks, you're so understanding!
- Thank you.

918
01:13:11,137 --> 01:13:12,513
For dinner...

919
01:13:13,723 --> 01:13:15,766
and for what you
showed me.

920
01:13:17,101 --> 01:13:20,855
- What did you discover?
- It's not important. Bye!

921
01:13:22,064 --> 01:13:23,649
Bye!

922
01:13:28,988 --> 01:13:31,532
- Morning, ma'am.
- Morning, Edwige.

923
01:13:31,949 --> 01:13:34,035
Are the Mistress and the Colonel
still asleep?

924
01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:36,746
They're at church thanking
the Lord,

925
01:13:36,871 --> 01:13:40,499
because I was this close
to splitting the Colonel's skull.

926
01:13:46,464 --> 01:13:49,634
- And Sandro? Is he awake?
- No, he hasn't come down yet.

927
01:13:52,595 --> 01:13:55,431
I'm going shopping.
Do you need anything?

928
01:13:55,556 --> 01:13:56,724
No, thanks.

929
01:14:50,027 --> 01:14:51,779
What do you want?

930
01:14:51,946 --> 01:14:54,573
Don't you ever knock?

931
01:14:54,782 --> 01:14:57,618
As if you ever do.

932
01:14:57,743 --> 01:14:59,620
- What were you reading?
- None of your business.

933
01:14:59,829 --> 01:15:02,289
Nice title. Is it
a gardening manual?

934
01:15:03,541 --> 01:15:04,709
Show me!

935
01:15:06,460 --> 01:15:08,796
- Stop it! Give it back!
- Let go!

936
01:15:08,921 --> 01:15:10,673
Give it back!

937
01:15:11,090 --> 01:15:13,551
Let go! Let me see!

938
01:15:23,394 --> 01:15:26,480
"The Mother Superior asked me
to lie down beside her

939
01:15:26,647 --> 01:15:28,774
"to keep her warm. She was naked.

940
01:15:28,941 --> 01:15:31,193
"Poor child, she repeated,
holding me close."

941
01:15:31,819 --> 01:15:35,156
It was in a friend's library.

942
01:15:35,448 --> 01:15:38,492
"Without realizing it,
I found myself lying beneath her.

943
01:15:39,201 --> 01:15:42,204
"Her legs were crossed
over my back.

944
01:15:42,747 --> 01:15:44,206
"I felt...

945
01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:52,089
"I felt a strange warmth
penetrating my whole body.

946
01:15:57,011 --> 01:15:59,388
"The Mother Superior's hand...

947
01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:01,891
"caressed me slowly.

948
01:16:07,313 --> 01:16:12,359
"Her body moved gently
beneath mine.

949
01:16:18,199 --> 01:16:21,952
And mine, just as gently,
answered her."

950
01:16:27,249 --> 01:16:29,960
- What trash!
- Trash?

951
01:16:30,252 --> 01:16:32,922
- It's a French classic.
- A classic, huh?

952
01:16:33,172 --> 01:16:34,340
Give it back.

953
01:16:34,924 --> 01:16:38,010
I'm going to show your father
what kind of books you read!

954
01:16:38,135 --> 01:16:39,637
Oh, really?

955
01:16:39,887 --> 01:16:42,389
Will you also tell him
how you took it from me?

956
01:16:42,515 --> 01:16:44,016
Sandro!

957
01:16:44,141 --> 01:16:46,519
- Give me back that book.
- Enough!

958
01:16:46,644 --> 01:16:49,563
Do you realize how absurd all this is?

959
01:16:49,730 --> 01:16:53,275
- The book.
- It's my fault, I let you get away with it.

960
01:16:53,692 --> 01:16:56,529
- The book.
- You're not even listening to me.

961
01:16:56,654 --> 01:16:59,615
- Why did you come into my room?
- Haven't you figured it out?

962
01:16:59,740 --> 01:17:02,409
- To tell you what I just told you.
- That much was obvious!

963
01:17:02,535 --> 01:17:05,246
You can't even be talked to!
You're just a stupid kid!

964
01:17:05,496 --> 01:17:07,998
I'm neither a child,
nor an idiot.

965
01:17:08,332 --> 01:17:10,292
You're right, I'm sorry.

966
01:17:10,417 --> 01:17:13,963
- Here's your book. Now get out.
- You kissed me!

967
01:17:14,088 --> 01:17:15,548
Like a sister.

968
01:17:15,714 --> 01:17:18,467
Did you let me touch you
like a sister, too?

969
01:17:20,678 --> 01:17:23,889
I hoped you'd understand.
I didn't want to...

970
01:17:36,443 --> 01:17:38,529
Sandrino, please.

971
01:17:38,696 --> 01:17:41,782
I'm saying this for your sake.
I'm sorry you're upset.

972
01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:44,618
You're sorry, are you?
Liar!

973
01:17:44,743 --> 01:17:47,913
- Bitch! Renzo was right!
- I'm calling your father!

974
01:17:48,205 --> 01:17:50,666
Go ahead. They've all gone out.

975
01:17:52,459 --> 01:17:53,294
Renzo!

976
01:17:56,547 --> 01:17:59,383
- Now you'll see!
- I don't give a damn!

977
01:18:00,217 --> 01:18:02,178
Will you stop it!

978
01:18:04,930 --> 01:18:08,058
Is anyone home? Laura!

979
01:18:08,392 --> 01:18:09,977
Renzo!

980
01:18:11,228 --> 01:18:12,938
He's coming!

981
01:18:15,733 --> 01:18:18,235
You'll see, I'll have to
deal with everything myself.

982
01:18:22,072 --> 01:18:24,158
Leave me alone!

983
01:18:24,491 --> 01:18:25,576
Let go of me!

984
01:18:30,497 --> 01:18:32,333
You're crazy!

985
01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:34,168
Stop!

986
01:18:34,543 --> 01:18:36,837
Bloody hell!

987
01:18:40,925 --> 01:18:43,469
Nice welcome after a 6-hour trip...
Laura!

988
01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:45,846
Will you stop?

989
01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:51,894
You pig!

990
01:18:52,144 --> 01:18:53,520
You're reckless!

991
01:18:54,313 --> 01:18:58,609
Do you realize what'll happen
if he sees us?

992
01:18:59,985 --> 01:19:02,613
Dirty pig!

993
01:19:05,950 --> 01:19:07,368
Laura!

994
01:19:08,327 --> 01:19:09,745
Laura, for God's sake!

995
01:19:09,995 --> 01:19:14,291
Go on, call him! Come see what
your slut of a wife is doing with me!

996
01:19:22,508 --> 01:19:23,592
Laura!

997
01:19:23,717 --> 01:19:26,345
You really don't give
a damn about Renzo?

998
01:19:26,470 --> 01:19:28,180
Give him my best regards.

999
01:19:45,239 --> 01:19:46,657
Mom?

1000
01:19:46,907 --> 01:19:48,325
Dad?

1001
01:19:55,958 --> 01:19:57,584
Is nobody home?

1002
01:20:42,838 --> 01:20:44,173
Laura!

1003
01:20:45,257 --> 01:20:47,092
He's coming.

1004
01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:50,054
Get to your room, quick.

1005
01:20:50,596 --> 01:20:51,847
Laura.

1006
01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:54,183
I won't say anything to him.

1007
01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:00,147
He's not here. Go on.

1008
01:21:00,272 --> 01:21:01,315
Laura.

1009
01:21:02,149 --> 01:21:06,653
If he touches you again,
I'll kill myself.

1010
01:21:06,904 --> 01:21:08,572
Don't talk nonsense.

1011
01:21:21,752 --> 01:21:23,587
I don't understand!

1012
01:21:38,185 --> 01:21:39,895
Laura, are you there?

1013
01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:44,942
- Renzo, you're back?
- No, I'm still on the road!

1014
01:21:48,112 --> 01:21:51,698
Sorry, darling. I didn't hear you
over the water.

1015
01:21:52,074 --> 01:21:53,826
Finally!

1016
01:21:54,618 --> 01:21:58,914
I'm beat. I got up early
to get here by now.

1017
01:22:00,541 --> 01:22:03,836
Renzo, what if we left?
Let's go right now.

1018
01:22:04,044 --> 01:22:07,381
Are you joking? I can finally
spend two weeks with you,

1019
01:22:07,506 --> 01:22:10,300
and you want to put me back in a car
to go God knows where?

1020
01:22:10,426 --> 01:22:13,137
We've got room and board here,
what more do you want?

1021
01:22:16,890 --> 01:22:18,892
What's wrong?
Are you okay?

1022
01:22:19,268 --> 01:22:20,936
What happened?

1023
01:22:21,061 --> 01:22:23,689
- Are Mom and Dad mistreating you?
- It's nothing.

1024
01:22:23,856 --> 01:22:26,024
I just wanted us
to be alone for a bit.

1025
01:22:26,191 --> 01:22:28,986
We have all winter to be alone.

1026
01:22:29,236 --> 01:22:30,737
Our whole lives.

1027
01:22:32,364 --> 01:22:35,075
I'm dead tired.
I need a bath.

1028
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:36,493
What's this?

1029
01:22:37,911 --> 01:22:40,789
Alfred de Musset:
"Gamiani, or Two Nights of Excess".

1030
01:22:40,914 --> 01:22:42,958
It's a French classic.

1031
01:22:43,208 --> 01:22:45,919
- I'll get your bags.
- I'll take care of them.

1032
01:22:57,306 --> 01:23:01,477
- Is it that time of the month?
- For once when I'm not in the mood!

1033
01:23:01,643 --> 01:23:05,230
Well, that doesn't suit me!
After the scene last night?

1034
01:23:05,481 --> 01:23:08,358
"I'm bored, I'm sad,
come quickly, I've had enough!"

1035
01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:11,236
"Sweetheart is sad!"
She's not anymore?

1036
01:23:11,403 --> 01:23:14,114
- Keep your voice down, you brute!
- Me, a brute?

1037
01:23:14,281 --> 01:23:18,535
I bust my ass all week,
without a single distraction!

1038
01:23:19,244 --> 01:23:21,121
It's not like you lack opportunities.

1039
01:23:21,246 --> 01:23:24,750
I must have a halo.
I'm Saint Anthony!

1040
01:23:27,211 --> 01:23:28,754
Let's do it!

1041
01:23:28,879 --> 01:23:31,173
- Leave me alone!
- I'll show you!

1042
01:26:01,073 --> 01:26:02,783
What is it?

1043
01:26:02,991 --> 01:26:05,952
Nothing. Just a draft.

1044
01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:11,750
What were those sweet things
you were saying earlier?

1045
01:26:11,958 --> 01:26:14,336
You sounded like you were
talking to someone else.

1046
01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:19,841
- It was nothing.
- Come on honey, do it again. Come on!

1047
01:26:19,966 --> 01:26:20,842
Come on!

1048
01:26:22,969 --> 01:26:26,181
You don't believe me?
And yet, I'm going to do it.

1049
01:26:26,306 --> 01:26:31,395
That'll teach you, and you'll
have regrets your whole life.

1050
01:26:35,232 --> 01:26:39,695
Yes, you can cry now
that it's too late.

1051
01:26:40,487 --> 01:26:43,573
Cling desperately
to my mortal remains!

1052
01:26:45,742 --> 01:26:47,786
Damn, it's cold!

1053
01:26:51,081 --> 01:26:54,376
You're calling? But who?
Have you repented?

1054
01:26:54,501 --> 01:26:55,794
Are you devastated?

1055
01:26:56,878 --> 01:26:59,297
I'm dead, there's nothing left to do!

1056
01:27:07,723 --> 01:27:10,726
Maybe it's better if I hang myself.

1057
01:27:14,396 --> 01:27:16,606
It hasn't even been turned down.

1058
01:27:18,316 --> 01:27:21,987
My God,
what's happened to my child?

1059
01:27:23,447 --> 01:27:26,992
- They haven't kidnapped him, have they?
- Kidnap Uncle Scrooge's son?

1060
01:27:27,117 --> 01:27:31,496
I knew it would end like this
with that little sissy!

1061
01:27:31,621 --> 01:27:35,584
He must have run off with the lifeguard.
I'll strangle him, I'll disown him!

1062
01:27:35,751 --> 01:27:38,754
- What's happening?
- My baby hasn't come home!

1063
01:27:38,879 --> 01:27:41,548
- Call the police!
- Why not the fire department too?

1064
01:27:41,757 --> 01:27:45,802
More like the vice squad for that fairy!
Not the police!

1065
01:27:45,927 --> 01:27:49,806
- Do something, Renzo!
- Let's try to keep our cool!

1066
01:27:49,931 --> 01:27:53,685
I know where he is.
Just like last time.

1067
01:27:53,852 --> 01:27:56,438
I caught him coming home
at 3 in the morning.

1068
01:27:56,563 --> 01:27:59,149
My baby at three in the morning?
My God!

1069
01:27:59,316 --> 01:28:01,777
- Holy Mother!
- Don't you swear!

1070
01:28:01,943 --> 01:28:04,613
What was my baby doing out
at this hour?

1071
01:28:04,738 --> 01:28:07,324
Your baby's grown up.
When are you going to realize that?

1072
01:28:07,491 --> 01:28:09,785
Are you calling the police or should I?

1073
01:28:09,910 --> 01:28:12,329
The police again!
Think of that poor man.

1074
01:28:12,454 --> 01:28:14,664
Where on earth are you going?

1075
01:28:14,790 --> 01:28:17,626
- You really don't understand anything!
- Good morning, ma'am!

1076
01:28:20,962 --> 01:28:22,214
That poor man?

1077
01:28:22,339 --> 01:28:24,424
The lifeguard?
Which poor man?

1078
01:28:24,549 --> 01:28:27,469
You're talking in riddles.
Don't play with my nerves!

1079
01:28:27,636 --> 01:28:29,513
Which man are you talking about?

1080
01:28:29,638 --> 01:28:33,475
- I'm talking about the husband, right?
- Whose husband?

1081
01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:36,686
The husband of the woman
Sandro is with right now.

1082
01:28:36,853 --> 01:28:40,524
A... a real woman?
With tits?"

1083
01:28:40,774 --> 01:28:43,360
You're not kidding?
He's with one of them?

1084
01:28:43,485 --> 01:28:45,111
Have you lost your mind?

1085
01:28:45,237 --> 01:28:47,781
Lord, I thank you!

1086
01:28:48,824 --> 01:28:50,909
You're not going to cry, are you?

1087
01:28:51,076 --> 01:28:54,663
This is the best news
I've had in my life!

1088
01:28:57,791 --> 01:29:00,418
- Lino, have you seen Sandro?
- At this hour...

1089
01:29:00,544 --> 01:29:03,463
He didn't sleep at home,
something bad might have happened.

1090
01:29:03,630 --> 01:29:07,467
Give me the cabin key to see
if he left his swimsuit.

1091
01:29:07,592 --> 01:29:09,886
- Damn key!
- We'll look for him later.

1092
01:29:10,011 --> 01:29:12,055
Maybe one of his friends saw him!

1093
01:29:12,222 --> 01:29:15,725
Yeah, friends... To me,
this beach is a real mess.

1094
01:29:17,811 --> 01:29:18,728
Sandro!

1095
01:29:21,606 --> 01:29:23,733
You little rascal!

1096
01:29:27,445 --> 01:29:29,823
You scared me so much!

1097
01:29:30,991 --> 01:29:32,576
My child!

1098
01:29:33,618 --> 01:29:35,495
You idiot!

1099
01:29:40,792 --> 01:29:45,255
Don't ever do that again.
Do you never think of others?

1100
01:30:03,940 --> 01:30:05,775
Swear it to me.

1101
01:30:05,984 --> 01:30:08,945
Swear you won't scare me
like that again.

1102
01:30:09,362 --> 01:30:11,197
Swear it.

1103
01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:16,286
Sandrino, will you rub some on me?

1104
01:30:16,411 --> 01:30:18,204
Sandrino, will you undo my top?

1105
01:30:18,788 --> 01:30:20,707
Sandrino, is my hair showing?

1106
01:30:20,790 --> 01:30:23,793
- Sandrino, will you rinse me off?
- Say you love it, you bitch!

1107
01:30:23,919 --> 01:30:27,672
Yes! A real whore!
I love getting laid!

1108
01:30:27,797 --> 01:30:30,926
- I love it so much!
- Yes, yes!

1109
01:30:31,051 --> 01:30:34,095
Big slut!

1110
01:30:34,387 --> 01:30:37,265
- I won't say anything to him.
- Sandrino...

1111
01:30:37,599 --> 01:30:39,476
- Dear Renzo...
- You're jealous.

1112
01:30:39,601 --> 01:30:41,394
I betrayed your trust.

1113
01:30:42,354 --> 01:30:45,440
Pig! Reckless!

1114
01:30:45,815 --> 01:30:50,028
Do you realize what'll happen
if he sees us?

1115
01:30:50,153 --> 01:30:53,573
Leave me alone!

1116
01:30:53,907 --> 01:30:56,493
Let go of me! Renzo's coming!

1117
01:31:03,750 --> 01:31:06,503
Lino! Have you seen my wife?

1118
01:31:06,670 --> 01:31:09,422
- In the cabin.
- Is she putting on her swimsuit or what?

1119
01:31:09,547 --> 01:31:12,425
This morning
is a real family council.

1120
01:31:15,387 --> 01:31:18,682
Have no fear!
Sandro is busy copulating!

1121
01:31:19,933 --> 01:31:22,769
- Laura?
- Yes, Renzo, I'm here.

1122
01:31:23,019 --> 01:31:25,105
You didn't answer!
Do you feel sick?

1123
01:31:26,022 --> 01:31:29,067
I felt a bit faint, but it's passed.

1124
01:31:29,484 --> 01:31:31,903
Need help?
Mom and Dad are here too.

1125
01:31:32,070 --> 01:31:34,823
- Open up, gorgeous, we're wasting time!
- Come on, open up!

1126
01:31:34,948 --> 01:31:37,993
Everything's cleared up, he's not
banging the lifeguard, but a woman!

1127
01:31:38,118 --> 01:31:41,204
I'm not decent.
I'll be right out.

1128
01:31:41,329 --> 01:31:43,707
You sure you're feeling better?

1129
01:31:44,124 --> 01:31:47,168
Yes, go on.
I'll join you in a minute.

1130
01:31:47,752 --> 01:31:51,840
She's fine. Let's think of my baby.
Something bad happened to him!

1131
01:31:52,007 --> 01:31:53,675
A blessing, more like!

1132
01:31:57,345 --> 01:32:00,724
- We'll have to go out and tell him.
- Why?

1133
01:32:01,224 --> 01:32:03,059
What do you mean, why?

1134
01:32:03,309 --> 01:32:06,479
You can't just fly away and vanish
like in a fairy tale.

1135
01:32:06,896 --> 01:32:08,314
Almost.

1136
01:32:08,523 --> 01:32:11,651
I came in through there last night.
I didn't have the key.

1137
01:32:11,901 --> 01:32:13,820
And I'll go out through there.
Right?

1138
01:32:16,072 --> 01:32:17,282
That's right.

1139
01:32:18,950 --> 01:32:21,036
Let me have a puff?

1140
01:32:41,598 --> 01:32:45,435
It must have gone well,
I hope he knows what he's doing.

1141
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:48,146
I think so, based on what
that little prick told me.

1142
01:32:48,271 --> 01:32:50,273
Watch your language, son!

1143
01:32:50,648 --> 01:32:52,901
Just look at her.

1144
01:32:53,693 --> 01:32:55,570
All disheveled.

1145
01:32:55,695 --> 01:32:58,656
And that idiot who maybe spent
all this time with a harlot.

1146
01:32:58,782 --> 01:33:00,408
Please, Renzo!

1147
01:33:02,827 --> 01:33:05,038
What on earth did I do?

1148
01:33:09,334 --> 01:33:13,171
- Are you feeling better, dear?
- My God! My child!

1149
01:33:27,685 --> 01:33:30,897
Sandro, where did you spend the night?

1150
01:33:31,397 --> 01:33:34,943
He was only gone one night? Imagine
if he were back from America!

1151
01:33:35,193 --> 01:33:38,571
Where were you?
I was worried sick!

1152
01:33:38,696 --> 01:33:41,991
You really don't think
of your mother, you wretch!

1153
01:33:42,117 --> 01:33:46,287
When you stay out, you tell
your family, you little stud!

1154
01:33:48,706 --> 01:33:51,793
It's fine, one little slap
after 30 years of marriage,

1155
01:33:51,918 --> 01:33:53,211
and by mistake, at that.

1156
01:33:53,336 --> 01:33:56,297
Some men beat
their wives every night!

1157
01:33:57,465 --> 01:33:59,134
Let's go.

1158
01:34:02,178 --> 01:34:04,806
See?
Nothing happened to him.

1159
01:34:08,268 --> 01:34:10,728
I hope at least you...

1160
01:34:10,937 --> 01:34:11,980
Yes.

1161
01:34:12,188 --> 01:34:14,065
Did you do to her what I told you?

1162
01:34:14,190 --> 01:34:15,233
Yes!

1163
01:34:15,692 --> 01:34:20,488
Blessed be all the saints
in heaven!

1164
01:34:20,613 --> 01:34:22,323
I knew it!

1165
01:34:22,448 --> 01:34:24,659
Everyone's getting laid except me.

1166
01:34:24,909 --> 01:34:26,369
Good grief...

1167
01:34:26,953 --> 01:34:29,956
We must celebrate the occasion!

1168
01:34:30,165 --> 01:34:33,710
After all, it's a kind of birth,
a wedding...

1169
01:34:35,003 --> 01:34:38,131
Here. And don't say your brother
doesn't think of you.

1170
01:34:38,548 --> 01:34:42,302
Sandrino, you still love your Mommy
a little, right?

1171
01:34:42,468 --> 01:34:45,221
He plays with real-life dolls
now!

1172
01:34:45,513 --> 01:34:47,182
Go on, open it!

1173
01:34:47,473 --> 01:34:49,517
A gold cigarette case.

1174
01:34:49,642 --> 01:34:53,313
This way, my brother smokes officially
and that's that.

1175
01:34:53,438 --> 01:34:55,773
He's become a man!

1176
01:34:55,899 --> 01:34:58,860
Open it. I wrote you a note.
Read it out loud.

1177
01:35:00,862 --> 01:35:02,071
Read!

1178
01:35:03,531 --> 01:35:05,867
"To Sandro, from Renzo,

1179
01:35:05,992 --> 01:35:09,329
"the fateful day
he became a man!"

1180
01:35:11,956 --> 01:35:14,209
To the health of the ex-little virgin.

1181
01:35:16,711 --> 01:35:20,173
How shameful, really!

1182
01:35:21,341 --> 01:35:25,970
Laura! Toast to the new
male of the house.

1183
01:35:27,639 --> 01:35:30,475
Wait! We forgot
the most important person.

1184
01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:31,768
Who?

1185
01:35:32,018 --> 01:35:34,812
The great absent one!

1186
01:35:34,938 --> 01:35:38,900
Finally, you're laughing too.
One more cuckold is nothing!

1187
01:35:39,150 --> 01:35:43,404
I'd pay good money to see
his face for just two minutes!

1188
01:35:43,613 --> 01:35:46,699
Let's toast to him, too.
Come here, Sandro.

1189
01:35:47,450 --> 01:35:50,495
"May his horns
not weigh too heavy!"

1190
01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:54,040
as the poet Ariosto
so aptly put it.

1191
01:35:55,375 --> 01:35:56,417
Cheers!

1192
01:36:12,058 --> 01:36:16,354
THE END